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//Barrel Content Table

function text() {
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text = new text();
number = 0;

// textArray
text[number++] = "A drunkard harrassing the barmaid."
text[number++] = "A cry of despair coming from one of the bedrooms."
text[number++] = "A drunkard looking for trouble."
text[number++] = "A renowned hero enters the place."
text[number++] = "A group of heroes enters the tavern."
text[number++] = "A group of guards enters and are looking for someone."
text[number++] = "A group of guards enters and sit at a table."
text[number++] = "A woman is being harrassed by drunk men."
text[number++] = "A woman enters the place."
text[number++] = "A man enters the place."
text[number++] = "Screams of pain and terror come from one of the bedrooms."
text[number++] = "The locals cheer as someone enters the place."
text[number++] = "The locals mute and stare at somebody entering the public room."
text[number++] = "The locals mute and avert their eyes when someone enters the place."
text[number++] = "The locals stare and grumble as someone enters the room."
text[number++] = "A shout for help is heard from outside."
text[number++] = "Someone starts to puke, releasing his dinner and too many drinks from his stomach."
text[number++] = "Someone is snoring, his face on the table with too many empty glasses laying around his head."
text[number++] = "A group of guards enters and tries to arrest everyone in the place."
text[number++] = "Two groups of patrons are having an argument."
text[number++] = "Two groups of patrons pick a fight."
text[number++] = "Two patrons shout at each other."
text[number++] = "Two patrons pick a fight."
text[number++] = "A patron picks a fight with the tenant."
text[number++] = "All the candles and lanterns are suddenly blown out and dead silence lingers in the air."
text[number++] = "All the candles and lanterns are suddenly blown out and a sudden scream of terror resonates in the place."
text[number++] = "All the candles and lanterns are suddenly blown out and eerie whispers can be heard."
text[number++] = "A patron complains that his possessions have been stolen from his room."
text[number++] = "A drunk man pounds his fist angrily on the table as the barmaid brings him the wrong dinner."
text[number++] = "A barmaid darts timidly away as a drunkard grabs her suggestively around her waist."
text[number++] = "A drunk throws his drink at the wall and the glass shatters."
text[number++] = "A sassy barmaid throws a drink in the face of a dirty man who is making advances."
text[number++] = "A group of men laugh loudly as they push a young barmaid back and forth between them."
text[number++] = "A stranger enters, the door banging against the wall, and he starts shouting angrily at someone inside."
text[number++] = "A patron who refused to pay his tab is thrown out by the bouncer."
text[number++] = "The owner of the hotel comes down the stairs to collect the fees from guests who live in the hotel."
text[number++] = "A few men try to sneak out the door to avoid paying for their rooms."
text[number++] = "A single woman with a small child, sitting in the corner of the room, is harrassed by a one of the patrons."
text[number++] = "A patron picks a fight with another patron sending him crashing over the bar, alcohol is spilled everywhere and is lit by a fallen candle."
text[number++] = "An army sergeant is recruiting soldiers."
text[number++] = "A man tries to gather a team for an expedition, promising fame and glory to those who would join him."
text[number++] = "A pickpocket robs patrons while they are distracted by a group of performers."
text[number++] = "A thief goes from bedroom to bedroom while most of the patrons are drinking in the common room."
text[number++] = "A patron is stabbed to death by a stranger who quickly flees the tavern."
text[number++] = "A woman rushes inside the tavern, shouting for help."
text[number++] = "A noble enters asking for help, saying he promises great reward for finding his kidnapped daughter."
// keep adding items here...

increment = Math.floor(Math.random() * number);

document.write(text[increment]);

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